Saturday, 23 April 2011

The Royal Wedding

Shall I tell you a secret? I quite like weddings. I quite like the Royal Family. I quite like drinking pimms and wearing a big hat.

For these reasons....

I'll be watching it without even a tiny bit of derision or cynicism.

Sorry. I know this upsets quite a few people.

Have a nice bank holiday! I'm off to the lake district (of course I am, what stupid faux toff I am), so I won't be updating for at least a week. Try not to get too sunburnt or consumed with scorn. Enjoy something mildly alcoholic and read a book and go for a swim in a river and get off twitter and do something nice and outdoorsy and have a barbecue. See you in May!

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